Recentley, a new patrolman was parked outside a bar just off the main highway.

After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so clearly intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around
the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into.

He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook and line out the window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish. A number of
other patrons failed to observe this crazy drunk as they left the bar and drove off.

Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on and off a
couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more
minutes.

At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
over and carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to Headquarters. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man...
"Tonight I'm the Designated Decoy."

So I went and saw King Kong last night my good friend Angela and although I didn't think it was the greatest movie ever, it definitely was worth seeing... i'd even say go see it in theater if you get a chance, i think since its a movie about a huge gorilla.. the bigger it is on screen the better. 

The movie did reinforce one of times oldest tales... from romances, to adventures, to dramas, for anything you can possibly remember, even the bible... if you introduce a woman into an enviroment that is otherwise absent from all female life, give a little bit of time, she will cause chaos, destruction, death, and most any other possible negative consequence possible.

King Kong was living in a nice area, he had food, he was King of land.  Dinosaurs were no match for him.  The natives worshiped him....    Enter woman, t-rex's are attacking him, he's risking his life to save some chick that as of yet hasn't done crap for him worth risking your life over, he gets doused with chloroform(sp?) , chained up and dragged to NY where he is put on display for the public, shot in the face, chest, back, legs, arms, butt and everythign else imaginable by mosquito like airplanes sworming around his face, and he falls hundreds of stories to his death from the empire state building...   all this, and she never even gave him any action...